Haterade

Posted: October 28, 2010 in Uncategorized

Rumor has it that American Apparel CEO Dov Charney, unsatisfied with the current decline in sales, is fishing out all the fuglies at AA stores across the country…

I feel like a lawsuit of some sort is looming if this is true.

But that’s not really the point of this post, my question is, why oh why, WOULD YOU USE THIS GUY TO SELL YOUR CLOTHES THEN?

AA Banner Ad

AA Banner Ad

I’m not going to say he’s ugly, because beauty and the beholder and all that…But there’s “cool dirty hipster” and then there’s just – “whoops!”

P.S. Scrunchies? Really.

Signature

Posted: September 26, 2010 in Uncategorized

Trying to get g-mail to cooperate….

Posted: September 16, 2010 in AdvertisMe

This campaign is great. They should just name the phone something a little more catchy than “Sony Ericsson Xperia X10.”

Zegewhat?

Posted: September 9, 2010 in AdvertisMe

The only thing I think of when I see this is, “Why didn’t they pick a guy with abs?”

Curator

Posted: December 10, 2009 in City Paper

hit it for more

Muppets!

Posted: November 26, 2009 in Do it

Fetish Ball

Posted: November 19, 2009 in City Paper

I’m not a journalist, but I play one on TV.

(in order)

1- Extreme Home Makeover

2- Made

3- True Life

4- Biggest Loser

5- Intervention

Phiz Fest

Posted: November 19, 2009 in City Paper

Hit it for more.

And then a girl puked Rouge in a neat little pool on the Bellvue carpet…

This Week’s Curator

Posted: November 19, 2009 in City Paper