10 Reasons I Probably Won’t See G.I Joe: The Rise of Cobra Unless Someone Pays for My Ticket

1. Barbies. 2. Sienna Miller? Evil? Maybe. Action Star? Nahhhh. 3. Director Stephen Sommers, Revenge of the Mummy, Van Helsing, The Mummy Returns… 4. Channing Tatum isn’t dancing. 5. Saw Dennis Quaid in person. He’s a lot smaller than you’d think. Ruined everything, forever. 6. Writer Stuart Beattie – Australia 7. Marlon Wayans. (Requiem for [...]